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So we saw this hilarious video demonstrating the 'Shit Skiers Say', another addition to the "Shit___Say" videos across the Net with skier Reed Speedman up at Whistler Blackcomb. We thought it was hysterical and it inspired us to document some of the phrases we've heard over the years too and add some other categories - we might even make it a weekly thing, lets see. So check it out and please feel free to send in your own overheard phrases, or indeed things you are guilty of saying yourself. Enjoy! #ShitSkiersSay Why are snowboarders always sitting in the most annoying places on the slope? Skier 1: 'So how good a skier are you?' Skier 2: 'I ski blacks, so I'm pretty badass.' Am I skiing parallel? You're lifting the bar way too earlier I lost my pole I'm trying damn it! I have too much snow on the bottom of my boot! I lost a ski Skier 1: 'lets ski off piste a little on the edge of that slope' Skier 2: 'Wait, wait, I need to turn on my transceiver' Can you do a 360? You're tips are spraying me! Mean ass moguls dude (actually heard a guy say this once, no shit) I hit a death cookie! Yeaaa blue-sky day! I'm a fair-weather skier That was an epic day Am I getting goggle marks? My skis need a service I just can't edge at all on this ice! My skis definitely need a service, I'm all over the … Continue reading →